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This trick working in some states only..
Please change your settings to:
APN: airtelgprs.com
Home Page: http://0.facebook.com
Proxy Server: www.german-proxy.de
Port: 80
If not working let me know.. thank you
Please change your settings to:
APN: airtelgprs.com
Home Page: http://0.facebook.com
Proxy Server: www.german-proxy.de
Port: 80
If not working let me know.. thank you
Airte New Trick: Call Any mobile at 30p/min and Airtel To Airtel @10p/min
Now new trick available in airtel.You can make a call to any network at 30p/s.
There are two tricks are available..
1)type "PORT" space to 1900. The customercare executive will make a call to you. Say any silly reason. He/she say an offer available to u..
That is "Any calls at 30p/s and Airtel to Airtel 10p/min
2)Just type the foolowing number in your mobile *555*7#.
And click Call button
Please give any comment for this..
Thank You
There are two tricks are available..
1)type "PORT" space
That is "Any calls at 30p/s and Airtel to Airtel 10p/min
2)Just type the foolowing number in your mobile *555*7#.
And click Call button
Please give any comment for this..
Thank You
10 Unsolved Mysteries Of The World
10 Unsolved Mysteries Of The World
Placebo Effect
The placebo effect is when a person takes something they believe is medicine for an ailment they are suffering (which is not really a medicine),
and they get better. A placebo is an inert substance, and when taken (with the advice from others that it will cure them)
the person get better, simply because they were expecting or believed that it would work. Something similar,
called the nocebo effect, is when a person takes fake drugs and thinks they are experiencing problems that would have been
caused by the real drugs. They have been known to reduce pain as well.. Why they occur is mysterious and they are
only one of the many complicated things related to the body-brain connection. In fact, our own bodies hold many unsolved mysteries.
Panspermia
How did life on earth appear? Science suggests that life when the planet was favourable for habitation.
Yet did microscopic organisms just pop out of nowhere? One hypothesis is panspermia, which suggests that ‘seeds of life’ exist everywhere
around the universe, and that life on earth started when these ‘seeds’ came here, probably by a meteor. It also suggests that these
seeds are taken to other habitable places in the universe. Something similar to this is exo-genesis. It suggests that life was brought to
earth those billions of years ago, however it does not say that life is also taken to other habitable places. Some people
believe aliens brought life to our planet, as suggested by the theories of Erich Von Daniken. Although some are sceptical as to how
life could exist in space and get carried to other planets, there is substantial evidence that certain life forms, like spores and
certain types of bacteria can actually exist in space, perhaps in a dormant state.
Mass extinctions
From the death of the dinosaurs, to the disappearance of the creatures in the Permian Era, mass extinctions are occurring even now.
Sometimes, the cause is clear. We are destroying the biosphere and the atmosphere, and scientists predict that in the next 100 years,
50% of all species will become extinct. But sometimes, the real reason is unclear. It may have been due to competition from other species,
dramatic climate changes, or the impacts from an asteroid/meteor (the last one being quite a popular one). Yet some questions remain
unanswered. Why was it that some species died out, and others survived, some to this day (famous example: the coelacanth).
During the extinction of the dinosaurs, crocodiles and turtles were around, but they survived, even to this day, while the dinosaurs,
the pterosaurs, the marine reptiles and others died out. While some people believe that those species were unable to cope with
the (possibly) new surroundings, others are not convinced. To this day, they are a mystery, and without a machine,
we may never know. Other popular theories include:- flood basalt events, smaller asteroid showers, global warming/cooling, sea level drops.
Zombies in Haiti
Haitan vodou, part of their religious practices, has long been considered to be evil. And the base of this suspicion is that the vodou is used to create zombies.
Not zombies as in Hollywood zombies. Not animated brain ****ing zombies. Zombies like, sub-conscious humans who do everything they are told. Wade Davis,
a Canadian ethno-biologist, uncovered a lot of info on this. Apparently, it originated in Africa, and two drugs (or poisons) are inserted into the victim’s bloodstream.
One a deathlike trance, and one makes the victim seem like they have no brain of their own, thus rendering them able to do whatever they are told.
3 important facts Davis found was:- zombification is not random, it is not common, and it is used as a kind of severe punishment,
most likely to those that have broken the sacred vodou laws
Intuition
Ever learned something without really understanding how you know it? That’s intuition. Sometimes called a sixth sense or gut feelings,
intuition is the ability to acquire knowledge without a clear source or without reasoning it. Some people claim that they get a
feeling that someone is watching them, and they look around and find that somebody is, or was, watching them. Or a police officer
may look at some suspects for a crime and somehow know which one is guilty, and later discover they were right.
Though some people say that these things are all coincidences, others believe that the human brain has a special ability
to get knowledge around them without conscious realization. It is another mystery of the human mind
2012
What makes this so special? The fact that the Olympics are taking place in London? No. The ancient Maya civilization,
from Central America, had a special calendar that was mind-blowingly accurate. And it predicted that the end of the human life
cycle was on December 21st, 2012, the winter solstice. The Mayans were also good at math and astrology(they accurately
predicted an eclipse that occurred hundred of years later). So people are guessing that they were right about the end of the world thing,
too. Something else that has gotten scientists curious is that there are some major astronomical things happening in 2012.
Apart from the occasional eclipse and comet, the entire solar system is supposed to pass through the center of our galaxy, s
omething that happens only once every 26,000 years. And, there’s a risk of our planet’s poles switching.
Sounds crazy, but scientists say this has already happened. Also, the Indian calendar, the Kali Yuga, ends at about the same time.
Coincidence? I think not
Life on exoplanets
Exoplanets, short for extra-solar planets, are planets beyond the solar system. There are 277 recorded exoplanets to date.
However, there is no confirmation that there is life on any of them, or in the universe, for that matter. However, it is still a mystery.
This is different from UFOs as UFO are unidentified flying objects, meaning something unidentified that has been seen on earth.
Some likely candidates for supporting life are Gliese 581 d and HD 189733 b, the latter supposedly containing water vapour and organic matter.
There are also questions as to whether there are moons orbiting these planets. Some people believe that there may even
be life in our solar system that we don’t know of. Some moons, like Neptune’s Triton or Saturn’s Europa, may possible have, or had,
life, and there is substantial evidence that water once flowed through Mars. Still, no one knows.
Nazca Lines
Etched into the earth on the Nazca Plains in Peru are giant symbols drawn perfectly straight. Some are hundreds of metres long.
They look as if they were drawn by some giant hand two thousand years ago. And the strange thing is, they can only be seen from the air.
So how did the ancient Nazcans draw them? Researchers say they could have created hot air balloon or kites to fly and view their work.
Indeed, an experiment was carried out and it proved that the Nazcans could have made a working balloon. The symbols themselves are of animals
and plants. Yet some are long strips of land without any direct meaning.. A writer named Erich Von Daniken believed that these were
landing strips for alien spacecraft, and that aliens could have drawn them. They may also be for contacting these aliens. Maria Reiche,
an astronomer, says that these lines may be used as a calendar, or to keep track of the stars and planets. There is a monkey drawing
that has a coiled tail that looks similar to the orbital lines of our solar system. There are even more obscure theories that suggest
that there were giant people 2,000 years ago. Yet, they are still a mystery.
Megalithic structures
A megalithic structure is some thing big made of rock. It could be a statue, or just some rocks strewn around in a pattern.
The truly mysterious thing about the ancients is, how were they able to create such enormous things? They did not have the technology
needed to efficiently make them. Stonehenge is a good example.. A bigger one is the Great Pyramid in Giza, or the pyramids themselves.
Sometimes, even their purpose is unclear (Stonehenge) , while other times, the structures in question are mysterious and seemingly
supernatural (the pyramids). A megalith (I know, sounds like something from Di-Gata Defenders), a giant rock, is used most of the time,
especially in the case of Stonehenge and the Carnac stones. Still, there are a few megalithic structures that are not mysterious
(like Great Zimbabwe), but mostly it seems impossible that the ancients made these things themselves. Now, many would like
to think aliens helped them. Yet even scientists say queerer things. They suggest that there may have been a lost ancient civilization
that was extremely advanced, and they may have given later civilizations the knowledge to build such things. Yet there is no
substantial evidence of either.. Other examples: Easter Island Heads, Pyramid of the Sun (in Mesoamerica) ,
other pyramids in central and south America, Colossus of Rhodes.
Creation of the Universe
The universe is vast and unknown. It holds many mysteries. And possibly the biggest mystery is how the universe was created.
Scientists have suggested that there was a massive explosion billions of years ago called The Big Bang. That theory is now generally accepted,
and scientists are looking for trails of energy left behind from
the colossal explosion that created a trillion stars. Yet there is no absolute proof. But the creation of the universe is something too
big to happen so simply. Religious folks will say God/Allah/Vishnu created the universe. But scientists will say that there was a Big Bang,
and that there is energy from the bang moving through the universe, and they are trying to locate the epicentre. So, the debate
continues. Religion vs. Science is probably the biggest conflict in the world. But what is religion? There are so many different types.
And the difference between the Christian religion and Greek mythology? No one believes in Greek mythology anymore. But what is science?
And math? Things created by man. So before saying that man created God and science proves it, people should realize man
created science as well. And maybe, the universe is just something made up in our minds.
Placebo Effect
The placebo effect is when a person takes something they believe is medicine for an ailment they are suffering (which is not really a medicine),
and they get better. A placebo is an inert substance, and when taken (with the advice from others that it will cure them)
the person get better, simply because they were expecting or believed that it would work. Something similar,
called the nocebo effect, is when a person takes fake drugs and thinks they are experiencing problems that would have been
caused by the real drugs. They have been known to reduce pain as well.. Why they occur is mysterious and they are
only one of the many complicated things related to the body-brain connection. In fact, our own bodies hold many unsolved mysteries.
Panspermia
How did life on earth appear? Science suggests that life when the planet was favourable for habitation.
Yet did microscopic organisms just pop out of nowhere? One hypothesis is panspermia, which suggests that ‘seeds of life’ exist everywhere
around the universe, and that life on earth started when these ‘seeds’ came here, probably by a meteor. It also suggests that these
seeds are taken to other habitable places in the universe. Something similar to this is exo-genesis. It suggests that life was brought to
earth those billions of years ago, however it does not say that life is also taken to other habitable places. Some people
believe aliens brought life to our planet, as suggested by the theories of Erich Von Daniken. Although some are sceptical as to how
life could exist in space and get carried to other planets, there is substantial evidence that certain life forms, like spores and
certain types of bacteria can actually exist in space, perhaps in a dormant state.
Mass extinctions
From the death of the dinosaurs, to the disappearance of the creatures in the Permian Era, mass extinctions are occurring even now.
Sometimes, the cause is clear. We are destroying the biosphere and the atmosphere, and scientists predict that in the next 100 years,
50% of all species will become extinct. But sometimes, the real reason is unclear. It may have been due to competition from other species,
dramatic climate changes, or the impacts from an asteroid/meteor (the last one being quite a popular one). Yet some questions remain
unanswered. Why was it that some species died out, and others survived, some to this day (famous example: the coelacanth).
During the extinction of the dinosaurs, crocodiles and turtles were around, but they survived, even to this day, while the dinosaurs,
the pterosaurs, the marine reptiles and others died out. While some people believe that those species were unable to cope with
the (possibly) new surroundings, others are not convinced. To this day, they are a mystery, and without a machine,
we may never know. Other popular theories include:- flood basalt events, smaller asteroid showers, global warming/cooling, sea level drops.
Zombies in Haiti
Haitan vodou, part of their religious practices, has long been considered to be evil. And the base of this suspicion is that the vodou is used to create zombies.
Not zombies as in Hollywood zombies. Not animated brain ****ing zombies. Zombies like, sub-conscious humans who do everything they are told. Wade Davis,
a Canadian ethno-biologist, uncovered a lot of info on this. Apparently, it originated in Africa, and two drugs (or poisons) are inserted into the victim’s bloodstream.
One a deathlike trance, and one makes the victim seem like they have no brain of their own, thus rendering them able to do whatever they are told.
3 important facts Davis found was:- zombification is not random, it is not common, and it is used as a kind of severe punishment,
most likely to those that have broken the sacred vodou laws
Intuition
Ever learned something without really understanding how you know it? That’s intuition. Sometimes called a sixth sense or gut feelings,
intuition is the ability to acquire knowledge without a clear source or without reasoning it. Some people claim that they get a
feeling that someone is watching them, and they look around and find that somebody is, or was, watching them. Or a police officer
may look at some suspects for a crime and somehow know which one is guilty, and later discover they were right.
Though some people say that these things are all coincidences, others believe that the human brain has a special ability
to get knowledge around them without conscious realization. It is another mystery of the human mind
2012
What makes this so special? The fact that the Olympics are taking place in London? No. The ancient Maya civilization,
from Central America, had a special calendar that was mind-blowingly accurate. And it predicted that the end of the human life
cycle was on December 21st, 2012, the winter solstice. The Mayans were also good at math and astrology(they accurately
predicted an eclipse that occurred hundred of years later). So people are guessing that they were right about the end of the world thing,
too. Something else that has gotten scientists curious is that there are some major astronomical things happening in 2012.
Apart from the occasional eclipse and comet, the entire solar system is supposed to pass through the center of our galaxy, s
omething that happens only once every 26,000 years. And, there’s a risk of our planet’s poles switching.
Sounds crazy, but scientists say this has already happened. Also, the Indian calendar, the Kali Yuga, ends at about the same time.
Coincidence? I think not
Life on exoplanets
Exoplanets, short for extra-solar planets, are planets beyond the solar system. There are 277 recorded exoplanets to date.
However, there is no confirmation that there is life on any of them, or in the universe, for that matter. However, it is still a mystery.
This is different from UFOs as UFO are unidentified flying objects, meaning something unidentified that has been seen on earth.
Some likely candidates for supporting life are Gliese 581 d and HD 189733 b, the latter supposedly containing water vapour and organic matter.
There are also questions as to whether there are moons orbiting these planets. Some people believe that there may even
be life in our solar system that we don’t know of. Some moons, like Neptune’s Triton or Saturn’s Europa, may possible have, or had,
life, and there is substantial evidence that water once flowed through Mars. Still, no one knows.
Nazca Lines
Etched into the earth on the Nazca Plains in Peru are giant symbols drawn perfectly straight. Some are hundreds of metres long.
They look as if they were drawn by some giant hand two thousand years ago. And the strange thing is, they can only be seen from the air.
So how did the ancient Nazcans draw them? Researchers say they could have created hot air balloon or kites to fly and view their work.
Indeed, an experiment was carried out and it proved that the Nazcans could have made a working balloon. The symbols themselves are of animals
and plants. Yet some are long strips of land without any direct meaning.. A writer named Erich Von Daniken believed that these were
landing strips for alien spacecraft, and that aliens could have drawn them. They may also be for contacting these aliens. Maria Reiche,
an astronomer, says that these lines may be used as a calendar, or to keep track of the stars and planets. There is a monkey drawing
that has a coiled tail that looks similar to the orbital lines of our solar system. There are even more obscure theories that suggest
that there were giant people 2,000 years ago. Yet, they are still a mystery.
Megalithic structures
A megalithic structure is some thing big made of rock. It could be a statue, or just some rocks strewn around in a pattern.
The truly mysterious thing about the ancients is, how were they able to create such enormous things? They did not have the technology
needed to efficiently make them. Stonehenge is a good example.. A bigger one is the Great Pyramid in Giza, or the pyramids themselves.
Sometimes, even their purpose is unclear (Stonehenge) , while other times, the structures in question are mysterious and seemingly
supernatural (the pyramids). A megalith (I know, sounds like something from Di-Gata Defenders), a giant rock, is used most of the time,
especially in the case of Stonehenge and the Carnac stones. Still, there are a few megalithic structures that are not mysterious
(like Great Zimbabwe), but mostly it seems impossible that the ancients made these things themselves. Now, many would like
to think aliens helped them. Yet even scientists say queerer things. They suggest that there may have been a lost ancient civilization
that was extremely advanced, and they may have given later civilizations the knowledge to build such things. Yet there is no
substantial evidence of either.. Other examples: Easter Island Heads, Pyramid of the Sun (in Mesoamerica) ,
other pyramids in central and south America, Colossus of Rhodes.
Creation of the Universe
The universe is vast and unknown. It holds many mysteries. And possibly the biggest mystery is how the universe was created.
Scientists have suggested that there was a massive explosion billions of years ago called The Big Bang. That theory is now generally accepted,
and scientists are looking for trails of energy left behind from
the colossal explosion that created a trillion stars. Yet there is no absolute proof. But the creation of the universe is something too
big to happen so simply. Religious folks will say God/Allah/Vishnu created the universe. But scientists will say that there was a Big Bang,
and that there is energy from the bang moving through the universe, and they are trying to locate the epicentre. So, the debate
continues. Religion vs. Science is probably the biggest conflict in the world. But what is religion? There are so many different types.
And the difference between the Christian religion and Greek mythology? No one believes in Greek mythology anymore. But what is science?
And math? Things created by man. So before saying that man created God and science proves it, people should realize man
created science as well. And maybe, the universe is just something made up in our minds.
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT - A story
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
by Arthur's youth and ideals.
So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the
answer and, if after a year,he still had no answer, he would be put to
death.
The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query.
But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end...
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,
the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester..
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she
would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was
famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur
was horrified.. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to
force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But
Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.
And the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's
question thus: "What a woman really wants?" She said, "Is to be in
charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.. And Lancelot and
the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and,
Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he
had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the
privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a
hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him
to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT make YOUR choice before you scroll down below OKAY
.
.
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question; He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of
her own life.
Now what is the moral to this story?
The moral is:-
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember: IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY "............
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
by Arthur's youth and ideals.
So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the
answer and, if after a year,he still had no answer, he would be put to
death.
The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would
perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query.
But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end...
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,
the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester..
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she
would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was
famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur
was horrified.. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to
force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But
Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.
And the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's
question thus: "What a woman really wants?" She said, "Is to be in
charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.. And Lancelot and
the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and,
Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he
had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the
privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a
hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him
to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT make YOUR choice before you scroll down below OKAY
.
.
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question; He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of
her own life.
Now what is the moral to this story?
The moral is:-
1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember: IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY "............
marriage jokes
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- -----
Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
------------ --------- ---------
Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
____________ _________ _________ __
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ---------
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
------------ --------- --------- -
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
------------ --------- --------- -
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
------------ --------- --------- -
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- -----
Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
------------ --------- ---------
Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
____________ _________ _________ __
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ---------
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
------------ --------- --------- -
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!"
50 Facts each of you to know...
1 The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
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2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
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3 Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
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5 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
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6 "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
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8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
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9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
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10 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
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11 There is a city called Rome on every continent.
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12 It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
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13 Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
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14 Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
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15 The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
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16 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
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17 Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
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18 The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
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19 One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
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20 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
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21 The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
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22 Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
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23 The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
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24 A Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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25 Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
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26 Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
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27 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
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28 Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
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29 On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
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30 More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
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31 The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
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32More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
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33Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
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34 The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
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35The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
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36 Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
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37 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
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38 You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
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39 Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
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40 Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
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41 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
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42 The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
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43 The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
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44 Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
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45 Slugs have 4 noses.
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46 Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
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47 A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
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48 A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
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49 The average person laughs 10 times a day!
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50 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
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2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
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3 Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
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5 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
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6 "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
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8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
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9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
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10 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
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11 There is a city called Rome on every continent.
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12 It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
************ *
13 Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
************ *
14 Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
************ *
15 The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
************ *
16 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
************ *
17 Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
************ *
18 The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
************ *
19 One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
************ *
20 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
************ *
21 The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
************ *
22 Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
************ *
23 The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
************ *
24 A Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
************ *
25 Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
************ *
26 Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
************ *
27 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
************ *
28 Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
************ *
29 On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
************ *
30 More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
************ *
31 The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
************ *
32More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
************ *
33Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
************ *
34 The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
************ *
35The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
************ *
36 Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
************ *
37 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
************ *
38 You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
************ *
39 Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
************ *
40 Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
************ *
41 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
************ *
42 The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
************ *
43 The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
************ *
44 Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
************ *
45 Slugs have 4 noses.
************ *
46 Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
************ *
47 A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
************ *
48 A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
************ *
49 The average person laughs 10 times a day!
************ *
50 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
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