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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "

Bombay Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied:> "I Mr YOU" !!.

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr:Wat were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

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Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the

office....

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After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice.

He first checked the Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly

Said:

Torch is okay"

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